Episode 54 - "She ate my soul and pooped my bones"

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A very remorseful episode in which we coin the term ‘returners remorse’, celebrate a last hurrah and take a bondage-clad stroll around the videogame wastelands.


  • Vicki locks Ben in a Saw-like battle of insults with radio host Jules Lund.
  • Ben gets berated for rescuing a small child.
  • Ben inadvertently insults his girlfriend and gets infested with bugs.
  • We invent the term of ‘returners remorse’ and ponder how long you can hold a grudge over a bad breakup.
  • Vicki’s and her ex missed out on their last hurrah.
  • Vicki gets tricked into signing up for online dating.
  • Vicki’s Facebook statuses are too long and Ben’s new profile picture is drawing a lot of male attention.
  • Ben’s venture into the realm of online videogames takes a very sexy turn.
  • Ben ‘juggles the situation’ at a party and has an encounter with a wasted wizard.
  • We pass ourselves off as Timomatic and Redfoo.
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Bird eating toad Ben1 Ben2 Ben3 Edge1 Edge2
The bird eating toad - the original bone pooper
Ben's popular new Facebook photo
Ben's less popular 'selfie'
Ben's sexy Final Fantasy character, Edge Stabbington
'Straight' Edge and his handbag sized pet
Dog Timomatic        
A dog getting hit in the nuts. Nuff said.
Timomatic (or possibly Ben)