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I Love You Aways

A very coincidental episode in which Vicki rocks some new headgear, Ben meets his doppelgänger at the barber and The Tropical Judge accidentally buys a house.

1:30.28
22/06/17
87.0mb
Dreamboat Territory

A very fearful episode in which Vicki is on housesitting duty, Ben’s reveals his fortnightly ritual and we explore Philip’s towel habits.

1:42.10
07/06/17
98.3mb
I Didn't Kill Your Dog

A very forgiving episode in which Ben kills Vicki’s dog, Vicki’s mum abuses her Roomba and we yell at some eBay customers.

1:56.32
23/05/17
111.9mb
Seaward Bound

A very proud episode in which Ben lives his life a quarter mile at a time, Vicki presses the cocktail button and we suck at tipping.

1:58.03
03/05/17
113.5mb
An Appreciative Hover Hand

A very holy episode in which we become conspiracy theorists, Rodney panic buys soap and Ben takes a tumble on the slopes.

1:44.31
17/04/17
100.4mb
You're Too Woke

A very breezy episode in which Vicki dons a muumuu, Ben personifies Google and we battle Lex Luthor at the abandoned pencil warehouse.

1:35.59
06/04/17
92.3mb
Why? Dubai!

A very postprandial episode in which we set the VCR for Stingers, go fishing with Wolverine and journey to Dubai to pick up a mysterious briefcase.

1:51.21
22/03/17
106.9mb
My Girl 3

A very ominous episode in which we perform a peachy bottom experiment, pitch a dark new My Girl movie and air some fast food gripes.

1:09.24
22/02/17
66.7mb
Step Up To The Bat

A very satisfied episode in which we throw the most expensive party of all time, Ben applies to be a biographer and Vicki becomes the new bachelorette.

1:31.06
09/02/17
87.5mb
Sister-Zoned

A very upbeat episode in which we visit The Land of Chocolate, Vicki lists the ways you’re great and our Big Brother has a psychic dream.

59.37
28/01/17
57.5mb
Wings Over Women

A very absorbent episode in which Ben becomes a dairy farmer, goes on a Travis Scott inspired rant and struggles to smile.

1:05.45
13/01/17
63.3mb
Barely a Topic

A very merry episode in which we sing some modern Christmas songs, investigate a language conscious murder victim and Ben witnesses karma in action.

1:32.20
27/12/16
88.9mb
I Was Born Dead

A very deadly episode in which we wait eight days to grieve Vicki’s death, take on new sponsorship and pitch a business for people in need of some relationship points.

1:24.34
13/12/16
81.3mb
A Very Furious Toot

A very fiery episode in which Ben gets stuck in a toot war, Vicki pitches a new STD treatment and Rodney attends a very familiar training seminar.

1:20.51
03/12/16
77.7mb
Glovey the Lovable Turkey

A very refreshing episode in which we lick some public doughnuts, O.J. Simpson launches a hit new cartoon and we start an uprising during our morning shower.

1:32.33
16/11/16
89.1mb
Viber

A very puzzling episode in which Vicki vibes her way around town, Ben makes a heartfelt apology and spots the Block of Cash.

1:29.46
4/11/16
86.2mb
Demon Babes

A very crazy episode in which Vicki proves how far women will go for chocolate, we invent our own erotica subgenre and have the ‘I’m nuts’ conversation with our new partners.

1:17.05
15/10/16
74.0mb
White Hat

A very clean episode in which Vicki body shames Ben into a diagnosis of adult colic, Ben accidentally launches a cyber-attack on his company and Vicki addresses the nation in haiku.

1:13.24
30/09/16
70.5mb
Whatever's On

A very silly episode in which Vicki gets a flat tire, Ben helps destroy his ex-girlfriend’s car and makes a futile attempt to get to Glenferrie.

1:23.01
16/09/16
79.9mb
Breakfast Sip

A very lucky episode in which Ben writes himself a million dollar cheque, Vicki takes the follow up Census and we have a very public fight over the ‘breakfast sip’.

1:26.11
03/09/16
82.9mb
Surprise Me

A very arctic episode in which Ben encounters a musical SNAFU, Vicki surprises everyone with Lars and the Real Girl DVD’s and she patiently awaits her employee of the month award.

1:28.20
19/08/16
84.8mb
80 Ballet Jokes

A very punny episode in which Ben admits to never having seen The Shawshank Redemption, Vicki's pants get stolen and we give Johnny Depp a CGI shirt.

1:37.15
06/08/16
93.4mb
I Survived the Endless Eight

A very copycat episode in which Ben gets stuck in a time loop, Vicki upgrades her phone to use the taco emoji and we get a call from the Zinger killer.

1:15.56
13/07/16
73.0mb
FAQ&A

A very probing episode in which we answer the listeners frequently asked questions, solve the prison problem and waste money on a soundboard.

1:34.12
06/07/16
90.5mb
Samuel Smoo

A very violent episode in which Ben gets into a fist fight on the tram, attends Larry David’s multimedia lecture and we unravel the tragic origins of Samuel Smoo.

59:04
22/06/16
56.8mb
All The Things She Said

A very backwards episode in which Ben lays some groundwork, proposes international activate your read notifications day and we imagine a world without coffee.

1:25.51
08/06/16
82.6mb
I’ve Turned My Back On Papier Mâché

A very historic episode in which we escape from Alcatraz, Vicki disputes the height of convict William Buckley and Ben rescues a comatose friend.

1:18.09
18/05/16
75.1mb
I Feel It In My Waters

A very successful episode in which we contemplate our retirement, Dr. Vicki tries to convince someone that they’ve been Thunderstruck and Ben discovers he has ‘more face’ than he did a few years ago.

1:09.23
27/04/16
66.7mb
This is the life

A very passionate episode in which Ben watches Lord of the Rings in uncomfortable silence, Vicki tests mattresses with her father and we introduce our kids Ice-Machine and Jet Ski.

1:12.03
16/04/16
69.2mb
Follow the yellow brick road

A very culinary episode in which Vicki stares into the middle-distance, Ben skips down the street, arm in arm with his newfound friends and Demetri Martin identifies the utensil you dropped.

2:08.44
02/04/16
123.6mb
The Kirsty Experiment

A very sweaty episode in which Ben buys Fairtrade, Kirsty receives a dick pic and Vicki sleeps in (again).

1:45.43
04/03/16
101.0mb
Hug! Hug! Hug!

A very cuddly episode in which we lose friends because of some bad hugs, Toronto demands Drake show up everywhere and Vicki refuses to eat the last of a species.

1:38.03
18/02/16
94.2mb
Daywalker

A very scientific episode in which Ben confuses Norwegian facial recognition technology, Vicki gets felt up by a cactus and Ben’s dad feuds with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

1:23.26
06/02/16
80.2mb
A broader horizon

A very full episode in which we eat too much fast food, Ben pays the price for a great year and Vicki receives fifty dick pics.

1:24.30
24/01/16
81.1mb
Long time listener, first time caller

A very centennial episode in which we unearth buried treasure, get to the bottom of ‘the story fake out’ and attempt the prank of the century.

3:08.07
05/12/15
180.5mb
Shocked by the candor In which we reminisce about fighting pot plants, the egg throwing menace and being pushed to the brink of insanity during a brainstorming session.
1:29.58
30/11/15
86.4mb
A case of the explovaries

A very explosive episode in which Vicki threatens to detonate her insides, goes to dinner with a man who showers in vitriol and Ben finds himself on a gay dating app.

58.23
20/11/15
56.1mb
Judging Judy In which we reminisce about sex with the Wu-Tang Clan, microwaving turkey's and wearing fat suits on Divorce Court.
58.48
16/11/15
56.5mb
The Barnacle

A very thrifty episode in which Ben becomes Miranda Kerr’s pet, Vicki spies on Sexyland and Ben has a bad reputation.

1:13.13
06/11/15
70.4mb
My wife’s a bitch In which we reminisce about Vicki washing her dishes in the sea, our Usher parody O.M.Tree and Kanye West's ongoing search for answers.
1:29.56
30/10/15
86.4mb
Upswing

A very judicial episode in which Vicki gets catfished by a guy who’s tracking her period, Ben learns of the dental van and the Tropical Judge confronts celebrities and drug dealers.

1:23.19
22/10/15
80.0mb
What’s your faun name? In which we reminisce about our faun based game show pitches, Ben's grandpa's objection to 50 Shades of Grey and put on a courtroom musical.
1:27.01
20/10/15
83.6mb
I know poo

A very wet episode in which Ben reads many biographies of himself, Vicki stockpiles sex and we meet Pierre, the French policeman hiding behind your toilet.

1:14.08
10/10/15
71.1mb
Spread Albatross In which we reminisce about going to the Oscars with Jennifer Lawrence, the neighbours New Years show and getting trapped in the recycling area.
1:25.40
05/10/15
82.3mb
Backdoor access

A very slammin’ episode in which we equate Stargate fans with the Nazi resistance, Vicki pretends to be a mermaid and Ben hops a train to The Shwa.

1:21.12
26/09/15
78.0mb
It's all about the inane banter between the sex scenes

In which we reminisce about the new neighbours, what Drake is really doing on the low and calling the sexy crimes division.

1:29.29
21/09/15
85.9mb
Straighten up and fly right

A very inquisitive episode in which we analyse the minutia of pee streams, Vicki has good coffee rapport and Ben gets angered by another man’s attractiveness.

1:30.40
11/09/15
87.1mb
This is kinda dumb right?

In which we reminisce about being fed a pickle, taking a trip to MePubes Avenue and having an in flight exorcism.

1:26.14
07/09/15
83.2mb
The fuckin’ broccoli guy

A very apologetic episode in which Vicki ends her feud with Ed Sheeran, Ben is forced to defend his position on broccoli and gets schooled while trying to catch a bus.

1:40.01
30/08/15
96.0mb
HOW DARE YOU!

A very elderly episode in which we invite our enemies to our birthday party, Vicki tries to comprehend bro time and Ben attempts to scam the Coca-Cola corporation out of 9 cents.

1:12.22
30/07/15
69.6mb
Once a slapper, always a slapper!

A very corporate episode in which Vicki strips naked and grabs her cricket bat, our organs fuse together and Ben goes on the run for murder.

1:56.49
17/07/15
112.3mb
Raised by wolves

A very reunited episode in which we recreate The Graduate with skeletons, berate our family over broken glassware and Ben holds a Viking funeral.

1:36.34
02/07/15
92.9mb
☆♥☆ My Life ☆♥☆

A very illusory episode in which Vicki visits a sinkhole, Ben remembers Brendan’s legacy and we pay one last visit to the Divorce Court.

1:20.19
21/05/15
77.2mb
Daddy Warbucks

A very annoying episode in which Vicki becomes a shill for the power company, Ben’s dad demands his weekly bread and butter pudding and Vicki’s father becomes an interior designer… on the sly.

1:26.00
01/05/15
82.6mb
The Wu-Tang Gang

A very scaly episode in which Vicki meets a man with a sneeze fetish, we’re accused of having sex with the entire Wu-Tang Clan and lose our wallet aboard the Titanic.

1:24.17
15/04/15
81.0mb
Pringles endorses these titties

A very quiet episode in which we sing along to dance music, Ben makes a saucy first impression and we bust some Chinese back room gambling.

1:26.07
25/03/15
82.7mb
Uncomfortably Attractive

A very freaky episode in which we definitively prove that ghosts exist, take the psychopath test and track down the yadadada song.

1:35.27
25/02/15
91.9mb
BT Dubs

A very fresh episode in which we predict the future of the beauty industry, put Vicki’s new mouthwash to the test and champion cross-dressing in professional tennis.

1:35.11
13/02/15
91.3mb
Cute girls and free will

A very patriotic episode in which we discover Joss, bottle up our feelings and avoid Vicki’s haunted closet.

1:17.17
29/01/15
74.2mb
That kid is back on the escalator!

A very recent episode in which Bunny and Sparkles put on a New Years extravaganza, Vicki gets pestered by the weather and Ben observes some dick kicking.

1:22.13
09/01/15
79.1mb
Bow River

A very seasonal episode in which Vicki rocks out to Bow River, Ben finds an affinity for the sea and we stake out an egg throwing menace.

1:17.58
28/12/14
75.1mb
The Weiriod

A very lazy episode in which Vicki has her weiriod, we go bird watching and raise fifty children.

1:25.18
10/12/14
82.0mb
Honey Trap

A very private episode in which we narrate an impromptu strip show, proposition Nicki Minaj and probe the minds of the Smith kids.

1:19.34
27/11/14
76.4mb
God of Mediocrity

A very rich episode in which Vicki can’t get a job, we search the jungles of Thailand for an elephant butler and do battle with a clock-hating ghost.

1:39.19
12/11/14
95.5mb
The Girl Next Door

A very voyeuristic episode in which we take selfie’s for forty minutes, notice the girl next door and choose not to run.

1:08.30
29/10/14
65.8mb
Mixed messages

A very leathery episode in which we consider open relationships, get pestered for sex and trade stories of our best ever pranks.

1:09.59
15/10/14
67.3mb
Ghost Cowboy

A very spooky episode in which we get caught up in a mob, help Ghost Cowboy with his unfinished business and chat to Boyfriend-Bot.

1:20.00
01/10/14
77.0mb
Well, we're trash people now...

A very eco-friendly episode in which we air our grievances, get locked in a cage with a dinosaur and smile on the inside.

1:33.07
17/09/14
89.4mb
The Spatula

A very real episode in which we hire Recount Dracula to entertain us in the elevator, defend our baboon carrying abilities and pitch our newest reality show ‘The Spatula’.

1:31.34
05/09/14
87.9mb
Once Upon a Time

A very opinionated episode in which we assess celebrity body types, make a push to reinstate the Mayan calendar and retell some classic Aesop’s Fables.

1:23.29
21/08/14
80.2mb
Yeah Jeets!

A very sporty episode in which we swap bodies with the world’s fattest man, discuss Derek Jeter’s iPad collection and play What did Brendan buy?

1:37.19
06/08/14
93.4mb
George Clooniversity

A very corporeal episode in which Vicki wakes her stomach up, Ben tries to crack the secret of Malcolm’s reputation and marvels at the cost of wrapping paper.

1:22.53
09/07/14
79.4mb
Catfish canoodling

A very derivative episode in which we assemble a giant octopus, go catfish canoodling and catch tears on our tongue.

1:18.10
25/06/14
74.9mb
You go girl! Feed that baby!

A very mental episode in which we let our babies run rampant in Starbucks, get busted at The Boob Party and wear down our wives like a rock under the ocean.

1:12.38
12/06/14
69.8mb
Panties forest

A very high-vis episode in which we wander through the panties forest, perve on Ryan Goslings absorbed twin and bleed all over the Doctor's office.

1:29.49
01/05/14
86.2mb
You Ain’t Got the Answers!

A very exciting episode in which we use Kanye West’s sneakers to infiltrate communist Russia, we call into breakfast radio with our most uplifting loss of limb stories and Courtney Love solves all the mysteries of the world.

1:18.32
03/04/14
75.4mb
Crumpet Scramble

A very traumatic episode in which we possess a game of Boggle, Vicki gets thawed out and we make a plea to Miranda Kerr.

1:22.47
10/03/14
79.5mb
News person

A very gamey episode in which we make some big business decisions in the sumo ring, visit Legotown to chat to ‘news person’ and investigate everything that Drake is doing on the low.

1:38.23
25/02/14
94.5mb
Pass on your erotica

A very hungover episode in which the tropical judge rewrites 50 Shades of Grey as an archeological thriller, Ben is taken on a detour through his dream and The Loud Optimist yells advice over the phone.

1:21:57
27/01/14
78.8mb
Non-Sexual Couple Time

A very matrimonial episode in which we down a power laxative, Vicki goes undercover as a meat eater and Ben gets lost in Narnia.

1:42:38
21/12/13
98.9mb
Making Trax

A very chubby episode in which Vicki catches her antelope, we patent our new app Making Trax and sell vials of blood.

1:30:11
05/12/13
86.6mb
Yo Brendan, Eat the Pickle!

A very familial episode in which we duel with a fourteen year old, skydive onto Old Yeller and get force-fed a pickle.

1:25:37
18/11/13
82.2mb
Tautological Child of the Corn

A very scary episode in which we get spooked by the radio, uncover the Pippi Longstocking sex tape and discover that the zombie’s in 28 Days Later were just PMSing.

55:20
04/11/13
53.4mb
How the Apocalypse: Saved my Boyfriend’s Cold Dead Heart

A very greasy episode in which we take credit for saving the world from robots, get our friends and family to re-enact the end of movie’s we’ve missed and hand out protection to trick or treaters.

1:25:14
02/11/13
82.0mb
The friend zone platypus

A very playful episode in which we feature the highlights of our Beyond: Two Souls Let's Play, call the sexy crimes division and Dave Matthews erases our memory.

54:44
12/10/13
52.8mb
Have you tried polygamy?

A very coupley episode in which Ben dispenses some love advice, Will Smith enjoys his own company and we throw yellow snowballs at the Green Lantern.

1:23:32
07/10/13
80.3mb
Nu Diggs

A very impromptu episode in which Moses drops his Etch A Sketch, we send a Tasmanian Tiger to a Saturday morning cartoon show and talk street to impress girls.

1:32:14
23/09/13
88.6mb
She ate my soul and pooped my bones

A very remorseful episode in which we coin the term ‘returners remorse’, celebrate a last hurrah and take a bondage-clad stroll around the videogame wastelands.

1:35:56
09/09/13
92.1mb
What does your ideal guy wear to bed?

A very academic episode in which we ponder whether cheerleaders feel pain, party with Jesus and indulge our kleptomania.

1:35:34
26/08/13
91.7mb
The Bomb Knocker

A very surreptitious episode in which Ben’s dad has an epiphany, Vicki visits the bomb knocker and Ben does his best whale impression.

1:47:49
09/08/13
103.5mb
Practice does make...better

We propose a big series finale where we throw toast at a deer and relive some of our favourite Propshowsal moments.

1:35:15
14/07/13
91.4mb
End of the Wire

We propose the rules of a pre-recorded radio show, get some constructive criticism from a stranger and smuggle some Europeans into Ben’s basement.

59:15
01/07/13
56.9mb
Judge Budge

We propose new judicial personalities, name our kids weird things and hold a courtroom musical.

50:45
30/06/13
48.7mb
Bang this scoop

We propose that Bounce Inc should be a prime tourist destination, we delight in the prospects of a Flash and Hugh Jackman team up and creepily gift our partners a kitchen knife.

52:49
23/06/13
50.7mb
Do you wanna get married and never see each other?

We propose that there may be some dead weight in the Justice League, Ben cries at the prospect of being whisked away to a tropical destination and we impose nightclub like exclusivity on The Twelve Apostles.

49:49
16/06/13
47.9mb
DJ Snuggles

We propose that strip clubs may not be the best first date location, we take on Usher via song parody and stake out a paper thief.

47:18
09/06/13
45.5mb
Bits looking

We propose the best way to ask your boyfriend whether you look fat, coin the term ‘bits looking’ and get busted while muddy and naked.

47:36
02/06/13
45.8mb
The immortal man with maracas

We propose that celebrities should have a ‘normie pass’, we relive some nacho filled memories of 2008 and celebrate our Birthday while watching an old lady bleed.

46:40
26/05/13
44.8mb
Seductive baby

We propose that the next James Bond should feature more Heelys, we paint girls in nightclubs and pass out from malnourishment while putting on our sexy voice.

42:41
19/05/13
41.0mb
I’ve caught you in your web of lies

We propose a stop to insane housemate behaviour, we awaken a cell of sleeper agents with classical music and wear trackpants in public.

47:02
12/05/13
45.3mb
Bed wanderer

We propose a relationship refugee support group, prepare for the zombie apocalypse and assist the Sub-Mariner with his love life.

43:18
05/05/13
41.6mb
What about these antics?

We propose that messing with your train buddies is a fun way to pass the time, we ponder whether or not you’d be embarrassed if a mute saw your naked and attempt some David Guetta style song trickery.

46:55
28/04/13
45.1mb
Mysterioso

We propose that dads are overly adamant about the ways of the world, a globetrotting adventurer chats up Vicki and Ben continues his quest for the yadadada song.

45:31
21/04/13
43.7mb
I’m a slow burn

Marketa invites us to discuss our unusual hobbies, join the roller derby team and get matching cello tattoos.

37:08
14/04/13
35.9mb
You mysterious Canuck

We propose that the Wayne Gretzky song is a great tool to assist with passing tests, we brainstorm a term for the phase between acquaintance and boyfriend and God tries to kill Vicki.

48:23
14/04/13
46.5mb
What’s underneath his petunias?

We propose that Siri and Greenwich are conspiring to alter our perception of time, Arj Barker depresses Vicki and we instruct our listeners on how to drown a lion.

43:39
07/04/13
42.0mb
An entertaining story about Chinese food

We propose a return of the underwater battle royale’s of Ben’s childhood, Vicki joins the Wacky Races and Ben fails to play it cool while tending to some indoor plants.

41:46
31/03/13
40.3mb
A Turn for the Weird

We propose an elaborate Photoshop experiment, send a text message to God and coat ourselves in honey.

39:27
24/03/13
37.9mb
Weekend at Kirsty's

We propose that bee’s are now sexy, explain Ben’s cow-like digestive system and refuse to go to the doctors.

41:40
17/03/13
40.2mb
Better late than pregnant

Marketa invites us to discuss why the education system is stupid and ADHD is made up.

33:12
10/03/13
32.1mb
The Two Scrooges

We propose that we need a follow up to the song ‘Peaches’ about prawns, we turn to a life of hamburgling and dispense some timely advice in our newest segment.

44:00
10/03/13
42.3mb
Radio silence

We propose that Vicki move on to aliens and ghosts now that she’s done with men, we shout ‘YOLO’ before eating breakfast and add a deadly twist to rock climbing.

39:32
03/03/13
38.0mb
I’m just taking it all in

We propose that Vicki’s father should get more credit for his inventions, we keep an eye out for undercover waiters and nearly die going hot air ballooning.

45:36
24/02/13
43.8mb
To Catch a Predator

We propose cutting a fake moustache in half as an efficient way for two people to disguise themselves as Hitler, Ben bottles and sells his bathwater and we drive to work in a dodgem car.

43:56
17/02/13
42.2mb
Memoirs of a Geezer

We propose that the Burger King and Dairy Queen should get married, we get it on with an old British man and discover the quickest way to get to sleep is by listening to two people playing Monopoly.

44:36
10/02/13
42.9mb
Kitten approved

On our fifth day of breakfast radio we inject horse DNA into our burgers, ponder the most important part of a unicorn and Mason wants a slave.

59:59
18/01/13
57.9mb
That's clucked

On our fourth day of breakfast radio we discover there’s a large contingent of warlords in our audience, stay on the lookout for well dressed, sweet smelling criminals and steal schnitzel for Santa.

49:22
17/01/13
47.7mb
Jiving myself up

On our second day of breakfast radio we finally get rid of all our unwanted gold, analyse Nikolai Tesla’s comedic scriptures and ear candle a few puppies.

59:42
15/01/13
57.6mb
Don't paint it on the Moon

On our first day of breakfast radio we muse about Ben’s Ian Somerhalder fansite, discover that Vicki would be deadweight on Frodo’s fellowship and investigate Disney’s fascination with mops.

1:02:06
14/01/13
59.8mb
Go ants! Invade Poland!

A very festive episode in which we get fat for Guy Fawkes Day, re-enact The Elephant Man as per holiday tradition and observe the Queens chocolate seeking ant army.

1:22:37
28/12/12
79.4mb
The nudie run ninja

A very nostalgic episode in which we absorb our conjoined twin, streak like a ninja and receive a picnic rug for passing our drivers test.

1:40:46
16/11/12
97.0mb
Paint the ceiling

A very hustlin’ episode in which we take trick-or-treating seriously, grow udders and drink ourselves dry and pitch competing faun based game shows.

1:33:56
05/11/12
90.3mb
From beneath the cow

We propose our idea for a hit new (untelevised) reality show, get disappointed by the fact that no one has impersonated us now that we’re famous and tell Shane to ‘Deal with it!’

50:05
29/09/12
48.2mb
100 problems and a bitch is one

We propose that we should’ve proposed another season of the show, we creepily approach people and get our black male rappers confused.

44:45
22/09/12
43.1mb
No chicks. No tits.

We propose that making an ice-bath is the best way to preserve disembodied skin, all criminals should avoid walking with a limp because Keyser Söze ruined it for the rest of them and that Avril Lavigne's saliva adds value to maple syrup.

43:56
15/09/12
42.3mb
Corporate gay

We propose that Ben needs a pouch, we play the intro to Heart Shaped Box a few too many times and talk to a sickly Sir Ian McKellen.

45:48
08/09/12
44.1mb
#DamoVersusPeter

We propose a new definition for the term ‘Big Night’, Ben hovers over Vicki in her sleep Paranormal Activity style and we incite a rivalry between Ben’s fans.

39:26
01/09/12
37.9mb
My friend just saw me naked and now someone’s literally beating me up

We propose that digital clocks shouldn’t wake you up with Tell-Tale Heart like ticking, get turned on by collarbones and make small talk in awkward situations.

41:07
25/08/12
39.6mb
It's my go to jacket!

We propose that Julian Casablancas does a great impression of thunder, establish who’s the Bert and Ernie of our relationship and uncover the secret absorbed twins inside each of the Big Brother housemates.

54:12
18/08/12
52.1mb
Are you stupid?

We propose that athletes shouldn’t be the only one’s who can smell like deep heat, cavemen have more claim to the declaration that breakfast is a great morning meal than Subway restaurants and toothpaste should dry clear.

40:20
11/08/12
38.9mb
Cow chat

We propose the bunny ears for all initiative, ponder our favourite breed of cow and stick LED’s into potatoes.

40:06
04/08/12
38.6mb
Biohinge™

We propose a creepy new way to hug people, Steve Buscemi needs to become the new hot doctor on Grey’s Anatomy and Vicki owes Ben $10.

1:01:16
28/07/12
59.0mb
Bathroom’s that way bro

We propose a new facial expression to indicate the need to pee, a simplified way to text the show and Vicki has been abusing the blocked number function of her phone.

37:59
21/07/12
36.6mb
Aren’t you my Slip ‘n Slide guy?

A very final episode in which we bounce with our future wives, buy a black market Slip ‘n Slide and chase after our long lost brother on a speedboat.

1:32:55
15/07/12
89.4mb
The journey of the irradiated man

A very relaxed episode in which we put a pony torso in our enemy’s bed, keep cobblers in business and soil another moustache.

1:38:50
23/06/12
95.1mb
Sly Thunder

A very sly episode in which we creepily wink at one another, discover techno music is secretly brainwashing us with Morse code and establish the conversation hierarchy.

1:25:29
14/06/12
82.3mb
Mon dieu! Monsieur Mepubes is in the nude!

A very emotional episode in which we attempt to talk about the two times Ben has cried, discuss our French Canadian boyfriend Monsieur Russel Mepubes and play ‘What’s Alex Doing?’

58:18
30/05/12
56.1mb
We can put magnetic things in my uterus

A very celebratory episode in which we commemorate three years of Insane Ramblings by running late for our nap, examining a magnetic uterus and reliving Ben’s teenage DJ days.

1:34:31
23/05/12
90.9mb
The Propshowsal

A very covert episode in which we are harassed by Elton John, take a trip down to Syn City and are forced to play Twister at work.

25:36
29/04/12
24.8mb
Manatee shout

A very sad episode in which we live in a pool in an attempt to gain more of a twitter following, we discover why Vicki got fired from her job as a carnie and become baked goods hipsters.

1:11:17
06/04/12
68.6mb
Danger lurks everywhere around you bro

On days five and six in Tokyo we are underwhelmed by the giant Buddha, are always attacked by danger and bronze our mole.

31:02
16/02/12
28.4mb
That’s a well dressed baby!

On day four in Tokyo we visit a maid café, waste our one Valentine’s Day win and chase a well dressed baby.

49:35
14/02/12
45.4mb
My attractive uncle

On day three in Tokyo we dream of egg stealing bush turkeys, ponder the question ‘What are hands but naked sock puppets?’ and discuss Vicki’s attractive uncle.

50:51
14/02/12
46.6mb
Shimmy towards a cure

On day two in Tokyo we play ‘Poisoned Orange Juice: The Game’, discover a ghost like a little girl and listen to some hot Latin beats while shimmying towards a cure for AIDS.

57:31
12/02/12
52.7mb
It’s like being licked by one thousand unicorns

On day one in Tokyo we join a toenails painting cult, observe the similarities between kids and Tamagotchi’s and avoid talking to people in public.

43:01
11/02/12
39.4mb
Mental Anguish 101

A very nothing episode in which we craft the perfect sick day excuse, sit through the most awkward silence ever and raise an army of hide n seek ninja's.

1:23:02
01/02/12
76.1mb
I’m gonna stab you in the head

A very anticipatory episode in which we unravel JK Rowling and NASA’s Lucky Book Club conspiracy, sing the Frog Squatters theme song and reach into a barbeque chicken.

1:17:49
25/01/12
71.3mb
Josh Hartnett’s not allowed to have sex again?

A very smelly episode in which we shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, we protest the alarming trend of doorless urinals and we invent the ‘quote a day sandwich maker’.

1:04:25
18/01/12
59.3mb
The Man with the Golden Shower

A very reminiscent episode in which we remember classic reality dating shows, Ben looks into the eyes of a man in full stream and we rekindle the classic Swaziland vs Belgium rivalry.

57:49
28/12/11
53.05mb
Rejecto and No Date

A very short episode in which we open 1,000 paint tins to fill time, borrow Christian Bale’s time travelling phone and source the world shortage of Super Nintendo’s.

1:11:47
14/12/11
65.8mb
The Iceman cometh

A very opposite episode in which Vicki announces her upcoming single ‘Please don’t leave me (or I’ll shoot your puppy)’, we pitch our idea for a Top Gun sequel and talk to the friends in Vicki’s head who taste like bubblegum.

1:01:20
07/12/11
56.1mb
It’s all about the Daddo’s baby

A very easy episode in which we privately cry to ourselves, get given the ultimatum ‘sleep or drown’ and put Cameron Daddo’s face on the $100 note.

54:14
30/11/11
49.7mb
Clandestine bean meeting

A very frustrated episode in which we fear the crow men, move in next to some swinging exterminators and attempt to improve elf-podcast relations.

55:47
21/11/11
51.2mb
If you’ve got an incredibly tiny face and a blunt razor, I’m your girl

A very professional episode in which we pretend to be mermaids, pitch our idea for Dinosaur Shit the TV series and Vicki gets stuck in a kryptonite phone booth.

1:24:46
16/11/11
77.6mb
I really hate orphanages!

A very jumbled episode in which we dig through the Insane Ramblings archives for some unheard opinions on mailing fingers, late night Rabi run ins and the holy penis.

29:05
06/11/11
19.2mb
Conventional murdering wisdom

A very delayed episode in which we discuss how best to kill each other, how Vicki has killed her furniture and how it sucks when others kill your awesome meal plans.

1:08:23
01/08/11
62.6mb
I boned my sister and all I got was this lousy dragon

A very competitive episode in which we celebrate two years of Insane Ramblings by recreating the intro of Mission Impossible II with more exploding fish, we pitch our new TV series 'Clown Detectives' and discover where baby food comes from.
We just told Insane Ramblings.

1:22:13
22/05/11
75.2mb
I've been to science school

A very disorganised episode in which we learn about beat time, attend a freaky theme restaurant and improve Canadian football. Then Ben says 'yeah, exactly' and Vicki says 'right, right, right' a lot.
The End.

1:37:49
26/04/11
89.5mb
Is it okay to date four babies?

A very shaken episode in which we calculate how many babies equal one adult, Fonzy Ben's car, survive Sim City Tokyo and translate some guinea pigs poo.

1:27:38
18/04/11
80.2mb
Touched by a chicken A very international episode in which Vicki gives us an aural tour of Tokyo, we get groped by a chicken and curse out some 14 year old zombies.
1:55:29
21/02/11
105.7mb
Listen Poseidon, I know all the pee is coming from you! A very final episode in which we ace the boxing day test, chat to bleep bloop the robotic weatherman and we spend ten minutes on the moon.
We have microphones and we’re not afraid to use them.
1:30:38
01/01/11
82.9mb
Reepicheep virgins A very disgruntled episode in which we sing a lot, get trapped down a sex well and learn our nautical terms.
Insane Ramblings: So poplar!
1:46:23
04/12/10
97.4mb
Well played MILF A very cold episode in which we start our restaurant career, get onto Audreen and steal some office doors.
1:45:32
13/11/10
90.1mb
Damn herpes parrot, always ruining my game!

A very romantic episode in which we get Jersey Shore style nicknames, reminisce about the lost episode of Insane Ramblings and forget our parrots name.
Recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.

1:49:30
24/10/10
80.2mb
T-Pain the time travelling robot

A very disappointed episode in which we lull you to sleep, draw our feelings, introduce ‘the drone’ and discuss the benefits of living in the S.H.U.B.

1:20:40
04/09/10
66.4mb
She already dead

A very yak episode in which we invent some hit new reality shows, revert back to 2010 A.D and don't make a big enough deal out of our new celebrity heads segment.

1:41:46
14/08/10
93.1mb
That's so buffalo

A very sick episode in which we coin a new word for cool and Vicki tells the greatest story ever and our lives are changed forever.
Let’s get ready to RAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE!

1:42:58
24/07/10
94.3mb
You can put that in your Christmas cracker

A very nocturnal episode in which we discuss the alien crossdressers at the end of M. Night Shyamalan's latest blockbuster, achieve every man’s dream of starting a gay relationship to save on monogrammed towels and send an SMS to the world.

1:21:22
13/06/10
74.5mb
I made out with my cousin

A very anniversary episode in which we celebrate the history of our podcast by banning listeners hairier than a werewolf, listening to clips of our favourite memories and chatting to a few of our most memorable contributors.

1:58:15
29/05/10
113.5mb
Damn these fast attractive women!

A very interactive episode in which we thrash out the rules of dibs, get out our mink lined handcuff’s and practice the Morman missionary sex position.

1:54:02
09/05/10
104.4mb
It was the work of idiots

A very popular episode, in which we put our best German pickup lines to the test, read a letter from the ramblox and get Maysted!
Alright, that’s good stuff!

1:48:14
24/04/10
99.1mb
Superman vs the Sex Robots A very musical episode in which we have a new intro song, wave to Ed Kavalee, browse the Geek 2 Geek dating site and stalk some people on the train.
1:40:58
17/03/10
92.4mb
Don’t get your hopes up A very excited episode in which we ignore Pia Miranda, play inoculation roulette and rush through the rest of the show to play video games.
1:16:29
25/02/10
70.0mb
There's a puppy and boobs! A very experimental episode in which we don our tin foil hats, battle some m&m’s and found the assless chaps foundation.
1:31:44
06/02/10
88.9mb
Lie here and be sexed upon! A very quizzical episode in which we discuss giant corpse eating badgers with monkey heads, evil laughing wizards and the future blouse.
1:10:41
06/01/10
64.7mb
I really wanna see something beautiful die! A very long awaited episode in which we invent the bocket, discuss Megan Gale's neighbours and celebrate having as many episodes as Cop Rock.
1:13:00
09/12/09
66.8mb
We all pay for sex, in one way or another A very hot episode in which we chart the pain scale, take a dip in the penis pool and swallow a duck.
1:13:43
07/11/09
50.6mb
It was like Anne Frank but with more singing A very hostile episode in which we discuss man lies, sex beds, pause awkwardly to allow for silence and come up with new jingles for our segments.
1:01:40
14/10/09
56.4mb
Away Seaboat! A very sellout episode in which we discuss bed bagsing, mutant snakes and working some more subliminal messages into our show.
1:08:14
17/09/09
46.8mb
Haven’t you learned anything? The only way to get someone to love you is to lie! A very wealthy episode in which we discuss giant mirrors, secret ninjas and how not to eat Vietnamese food. LOL!
1:09:01
26/08/09
63.1mb
I lost the opportunity to kiss the best looking 6 year old I ever met A very high tech episode in which we sing pirate love songs, tell you where to pickup hookers and teach you how to coax fish.
1:18:57
14/08/09
72.2mb
I did 30 percent of New Zealand men

A very jet lagged episode in which we discuss German schize videos, bellybutton sex and all things New Zealand.
Insane Ramblings: It’s almost as fun as Desert Bus!

57:45
18/07/09
52.8mb
That guy's such a dick, that's why he reminds me of you!

A very sexy episode, in which we learn that Vicki was raised by dragons and likes to run around naked covered in strawberry jam.

55:15
26/06/09
50.5mb
Cocainey Fresh

A very special episode, in which we record live from a Foley effects lounge and are the number one podcast discussing King David’s exploits in love.

1:10:26
21/06/09
64.4mb
I Work Hard, I Play Hard, I Sleep Hard

In which we discuss the girl trapped in Ben's closet and sleeping while having rocks thrown at you.

41:42
06/06/09
28.6mb
I knew I rammed you for a reason

In which we discuss comparitive flashbacks, the benefits of being poor and divorce, finches, douche bags and many other things that don't make much sense.

34:03
23/05/09
23.4mb
Promo
Insane Ramblings Promo

Not sure if our show's for you? We quiz each other in a quick episode designed to give you an idea of the weirdness you can expect from a regular episode.

And don't forget to check out our About Us page for more info!

5:44
21/06/09
5.2mb

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Let's The Wolf Among Us

In which we take a trip to Fabletown and put our enemies' names in the freezer.

1:25:54

26/10/13
 
Let's Play Beyond: Two Souls

In which we try to narrate our videogame playthrough but instead get distracted by sexy criminals.

3:24:00

12/10/13
 
The Last Day of The Propshowsal In which we document our last day of The Propshowsal..
12:09
21/07/13
95.9mb
Fishion Impossible In our second Insanimation we explore aquanyms and train fish to deliver top secret information.
2:21
24/03/12
17.3mb
Guide to Japan In which we teach you some things you may not know about Tokyo, Japan.
10:48
11/03/12
92.1mb
Man vs Wild USA In which Ben teaches you how to survive at the E3 games convention and catch prey in a Las Vegas hotel room.
7:32
17/06/11
91.2mb
Behind the Ramblings Redux In which we go behind the scenes of the Insane Ramblings podcast and uncover the shocking truth of how fame has affected the cast.
10:16
01/05/11
124mb
When dad's away... Our first Insanimation; in which Vicki washes her dishes in the sea.
1:45
12/03/11
20.7mb
Unbroken Promises In which Vicki serenades Ben with her latest hit song.
9:42
22/12/10
82.4mb
Behind the scenes on the Ski Free movie: The making of a legend In which we go behind the scenes on the movie, based on the classic 90s' game Ski Free.
8:13
10/10/10
68.3mb
An Insane Ramblings PSA: Assless Chaps In which we make a cry for help, to raise awareness and support for those poor chaps who were born 'assless'.
5:08
15/05/10
62.4mb
Peanut Butter Cat vs Vicki In which we put the story of Wild Oats, the cat with a peanut butter jar stuck to it's head for 19 days to the test.
7:12
25/10/09
59.1mb