Episode 1

  • Vicki gets a call from the disembodied voice of the train station and it’s lucky that she’s poor.
  • Ben spends half his money on a meatball sub.
  • We discuss the ‘story fake out’ and go fishing for metaphorical fish.
  • Vicki lives in a fantasy land where all foxes have syringe fingers.
  • Vicki wins a coloring competition without resorting to drawing emo goth rabbits.
  • Vicki burns her head and Ben demonstrates his psychic powers.
  • We get ‘awesome envy’ and ‘comparative flashbacks’.
  • Vicki sleeps, paranoid on a pile of money.
  • Vicki berates a bank manager and a young orphan boy.
  • Vicki thinks of half a joke…
  • We ponder whether to buy the FinchAb or AbFinch.
  • Vicki is sooo lucky that her car broke down and her parents got divorced!
  • Meaty flavoured love is the best kind of love.
  • We recruit a few more members into the old person army.
  • Vicki’s friend comes over to use the bathroom and be insulted.
  • Ben may or may not be able to fit into Vicki’s jeans.
  • Hugh Jackman make’s men feel bad.
  • The jaguar to lion ratio is way out in Vicki’s office.
  • Socks: Best paired with shoes!
  • We share an awkward moment regarding douche bags.
  • We hit Vicki with a car to send her back in time to the 1970’s.

 

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