Episode 2

  • Vicki dreams about Oprah and the doughnut officers.
  • Crab versus Scorpion.
  • We discuss Ben’s cat Jess and the similarly named girl he keeps locked in the closet.
  • We work hard and play hard.
  • Vicki goes to a work party and takes out a restraining order on Billy Slater.
  • Ben’s in a job sweat out and Vicki hates her job with the passion of a thousand suns.
  • Ben gets lost and can’t open gates.
  • We learn that a fat midget has three quarters of a soul.
  • We clone ourselves to see if it’s gay to have sex with them.
  • We critique the fine work of TV cops.
  • Vicki’s dad doesn’t go bowling.
  • Vicki decides she should be more mediocre.


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