Episode 3

  • Vicki looks like an old woman.
  • Hundreds of people stop moving and no one cares.
  • Snakes on a Plane 2 gets a budget cut.
  • Vicki goes shopping for another grandma to add to the herd.
  • Ben does the washing with cocaine and is sniffed by homeless people.
  • We ride a unicorn to the Sunshine Hospital.
  • We teach you how to scam your way into a free mini golf game.
  • Vicki is a petrol nerd.
  • Vicki hates pulp and reminisces about why her days as a hobo didn’t prepare her to lie.
  • Ben may or may not have been attacked by a pack of werewolf ninja’s.
  • We discover Hugh Jackman is a clone of Clint Eastwood and as discussed last week it would be gay if they had sex.
  • Jessica Alba needs to drop some Cash.
  • People who run ghost tours are absolute douche bags.
  • Vicki’s high school media teacher gets attacked by a display home version of Sadako from The Ring.
  • Ben goes to Fanboys and gets the hot chicks pointed out to him.
  • We come up with a new form of measurement based on the distance that two firemen could jog.
  • We discuss dating people with the same name as our parents.
  • Ben’s cousins die in a tragic family reunion.
  • King David’s ‘This is Your Life’.
  • We crush our podcasting competition.
  • We discuss Vicki’s slutty name.
  • KFC’s Colonel has a tiny body.
  • The French version of Facebook now comes with added baguettes and we search the database for crackheads.
  • Vicki’s family stage an intervention and force her to do Pythagoras.
  • Herman Rorschach is an intellectual hottie and was the bad boy of psychology.
  • Shane Raharaha from Souvlaki Hut is our first call in.
  • We send and receive some drunken texts.
  • How to pass a drug test? Ditch the pot for cocaine!
  • Vicki’s date doesn’t start a fire.
  • We discuss first date bill etiquette and the underrated sexual position known as ‘The Dutch’.
  • We send a text to the person the text message was about.
  • Ben observes domestic violence.
  • Vicki plans some psychological warfare and gives some advice on how to rob her.

 

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