Episode 8

  • Smell-o-vision may not exist but it did inspire an amazing song parody.
  • Pre-dating, the five stages of hair growth and why Ben should cancel his waxing appointment before he goes base jumping.
  • Lady Gaga: “I’m a hermaphrodite. P.S: Insane Ramblings rocks!”
  • Mischa Barton is insane and money hungry.
  • We bask in the glory of being the number 1 resource for Hermann Rorschach’s sexuality.
  • If Hamish and Andy start talking about Zune’s and Alex, we’re going to boycott.
  • Rod Stewart hosts The Daily Show: “This just in, 93% of listeners do think I’m sexy!”
  • Master Chef 2 Minute Noodle edition still doesn’t interest Vicki.
  • James Matheson almost stabs a kid.
  • You’re welcome anytime…just not now…or later…don’t ever come over again.
  • Vicki, public toilets, a camera phone and SnapTweet.com
  • Drunken tattoos: IWZQF. It stands for ‘Indian wild zebras quietly fighting!’
  • L.A Candy: For Die Hard Fans!
  • Facebook relationship status: dumped!
  • Pirate love songs: “I gave you all those dubloons, to get in your pantaloons.”
  • We recieve a new Facebook notification: “Someone sent you herpes!”
  • Ben recieves a Facebook friend invite: “I don’t know you. But you’re hot so maybe I do.”
  • Online false identities: “Nothing bad could come of this.”
  • Ben falls for ‘the make-out trap’ and Vicki’s first crush turns out to be Bill Gates Junior.
  • Helpful advice: How old do you think I am? And where are the early evening prositutes?
  • We record our own ‘stupid white person’ Blu-ray commentary.
  • Vicki almost passes out and wakes up with severe tree rage.
  • Can I have your number? Sure it’s 555-FUCK YOU!
  • Monkey escape plans taken way too literally.
  • Vicki’s first date stories are a lie: “Most men just like a girl that likes lots of arms.”

 

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