Episode 9

  • Vicki accuses Ben of telling ‘man lies’ and not having man lice.
  • Ben goes snorkeling, nearly dies and gets laughed at for his ‘man bravado’.
  • Vicki ruins Ben’s fun by replacing an awkward moment with a slightly less awkward moment.
  • Ranger Vicki follows the peanut butter trail, all the way to a new theme song.
  • The holy Anna Nicole Smith toast always lands buttered side up and on top of a Dr. Seuss hat.
  • The Glee mafia: Once you’re in you can never get out!
  • The girl at the ticket counter spoils the father/cousin twist at the end of 500 Days of Summer.
  • Vicki dreams of train station conformity. Ben’s solution: Super trains!
  • We chart out the many tiers of the friend to enemy scale and start building our evil robot Vicki.
  • We discuss the rules of celebrity passes and Ben picks his in a moment of panic.
  • Ben applies for an arranged divorce.
  • Dirty word of the day calendar: “I would compare this meeting to cunnilingus.”
  • What to do when the kid next to you steals your answers in school.
  • Vicki is sick and is encouraging Ben to work up to Snot Whizz Kid status.
  • Embarrassing Illnesses: Ruining the nudity warning at the start of network TV shows since 09.
  • We play ‘In the Dirt!’ and it’s much more fun than KerPlunk.
  • Coming soon: Hepatitis the movie!
  • Vicki’s mum searches for ‘Rod Stewart hair’ and how to deal with touchy Vicki.
  • Ben never realised how appropriate the name ‘Killer Python’ was before now.
  • A kind Boost Juice patron provides a helping hand to the local homeless.

 

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