Episode 10

  • We chart the pain scale from rabid animals nibbling on your lefticle to brain freezes.
  • We recount the first episode of Insane Ramblings In Colour.
  • Ben receives his $5 boyfriend fee.
  • Dream Vicki crosses the line from man to bum.
  • We discuss why cheating is too much effort and when bisexuals decide to take a dip in the penis pool.
  • We travel to Fantasyland where fish fly and Vicki has a boyfriend.
  • First date tests and why Vicki only dates guys who saves puppies from wells and are cool with thinking she used to be a stripper.
  • Vicki lets a guy into her car and gets locked out, while he rummages around in the front seat.
  • Vicki is a food stealing fiend.
  • Ben finds the ‘Land of Shoes’ and cleverly avoids ‘non shoe buying guilt’. Shoes: Protecting your feet from the ground since 1808.
  • Vicki makes a bold statement: “Children are gross.”
  • Vicki swallows a whole duck and sends another one to visit.
  • Ranger Vicki dry heaves through her story and Ben nearly has to burn his room down.
  • Delicacy’s of the world; and how Scotland slept in.
  • Give Vicki $1,000 (or maybe $50) and she’ll do the naked Gladiators course.
  • Vicki gets locked out with the suspicious briefcase guy.
  • Poison’s Greatest Hits: Now with 10% less Poison songs.
  • Rock of Love stole Ben’s idea for a reality show: ‘The Makeout House.’
  • Vicki’s air conditioning repair man saw her naked and he didn’t even have to pay her the $1,000.
  • We pitch the idea of more realistic storylines in porn and Vicki gets tricked into watching porn.
  • We review the latest porn: “Definitely too much guy butt and not enough side boob.”
  • The court of after show meets to discuss Vicki’s date kiss commitment.

 

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