Episode 11

  • We write a song ‘In Your Face Cop Rock’.
  • Superman immigrates to Australia.
  • Vicki coins a new slogan for couches: They’re heavy.
  • Vicki joins a self help group for people who lose the TV remote.
  • We tally the average face per person ratio of everyone in the world.
  • Ben coins the segment ‘People type weird shit into Google’.
  • Vicki makes sure that Ben’s mum thinks he’s obsessed with lesbians.
  • Vicki’s enemy search expands to extremely lonely girls named Ashley and guys named Craig to kick off our new segment.
  • We move to the field next to Megan Gale, in order to raise the average level of attractiveness of the ‘girl next door’.
  • Eddie’s tips for hitting on chicks, leads to us all getting probed and pregnant.
  • Vicki wears her ‘honk if you’re horny’ t-shirt and hot pants to a job interview and gets hit on, on a train but unfortunately not by the old man.
  • We run out of things to say and just start naming things that rhyme with ‘rice’.
  • Nando’s shouldn’t have hired Dave the stutterer to come up with their new slogans.
  • We forget to buy soap but come home with way too much rope.
  • We invent ‘the bocket’ to counter the lack of social acceptance on man bags.
  • James Blunt is obviously evil!
  • Vicki needs a new phone that lets you know when you’re talking to attractive people.
  • Mmm… dumpster mango!
  • Ranger Vicki announces that drooling is now legal while dueling in Paraguay.
  • The Siamese ‘Double Vicki’ clone tells a story about famous parrot owner, Winston Churchill and then wins Idle Idol.
  • Little Miss Bi-Curious is apparently unacceptable until she grows up.
  • We go cow tipping and kiss girls in anticipation of New Years Eve.

 

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