Episode 14

  • Vicki concocts her McFlurry/Personality correlation theory.
  • Ben lives in Wonderland. Don’t drink the tea.
  • Heavy Rain instructs Ben to construct 1,000 paper cranes and JB Hi-Fi has terrible SMSiquette!
  • Two men walk into a bar and nearly cause Vicki to have a car accident on Ticklesons Road.
  • Officer Vicki instates a new sliding scale emergency service.
  • Ben goes on holiday but leaves a killer shark in his place.
  • Finally there’s a strip show to cater for robots, nerds and giant slug men!
  • Yoda journey’s into the outside world. Aka: the front yard.
  • We discuss celebrity bothering and ignoring Pia Miranda on trains.
  • Vicki’s perfect man is…pretty good looking…okay he’s a freak but he looks strangely like David Lynch.
  • Chat Roulette: The perfect place to meet nude men! And coming soon – Chat Russian Roulette!
  • How to deal with sexual tension in the work place: Lead them on and then sue for sexual harassment!
  • Vicki makes a 20 second, 22nd speech.
  • Someone leave’s Vicki’s life forever and she forgets about them.
  • We make a plea for ‘majorly gonna bum you out’ to become a movie classification category.
  • Craigs segment: Ladybugs are officially the best drunken purchase ever!
  • Ranger Vicki takes on the pistol shrimp.
  • Vicki doesn’t understand the concept of hand. It’s a thing.
  • We struggle with the ‘another fish in the sea’ metaphor.
  • Vicki came prepared…with too many pants.
  • The Room is the best time had with a spoon since the dish ran away.
  • Wolf whistling: One step above tooting a horn.
  • Girls and haircuts: “WHY DID YOU NOT MENTION MY HAIRCUT I’VE BEEN HOME FOR FIVE MINUTES!”
  • Job interviews, the psycho test and covert racism.
  • How to break into Vicki’s car and the unnecessary hot and cold air button.
  • Vicki teaches you how to eat and orange. I mean chooses a supervisor.
  • Inappropriate Facebook statuses: Grandma died. YOU LIKE THIS!
  • Jack Bauer needs to learn how to say goodbye at the end of phone calls.
  • Don’t talk to me at the train station: “Train people are strange”.
  • Vicki does an interpretive dance of the complete works of Shakespeare.
  • Vicki pitches the new segment: Stump Philip.
  • Vicki sends some drunken text messages about tequila in or around her vicinity.
  • We discuss the rules of cross walk button pushing etiquette.

 

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