- We propose that Ebenezer Scrooge and Jewel are the experts in excellency.
- Ben’s brain is rapidly deleting memories of the year 2003.
- We ponder what flavour tastes the most like the taste it’s supposed to represent.
- Vicki orders breakfast at a restaurant where they order their food Russian nesting doll style and is still hungry.
- We pit several competing segment openers against each other and then dispense some very timely advice.
- God forces Ben to pick between two girls with a fascination for poop.
Presidents of the United States of America – Peaches
Pearl Jam – Even Flow
Lana Del Rey – Cola
Nirvana – Pennyroyal Tea
The White Stripes – Little Cream Soda