Episode 58

  • Vicki pitches a new movie where she and her boyfriend either doom or save the universe from a robot uprising.
  • Ben flashes back to year four and forgets that reading a book is an option.
  • Ben accidentally dishes out a few tricks on Halloween.
  • Vicki revisits her obsession with Ben’s bathroom air freshener.
  • Ben invites his friends over for group shaving day.
  • Ben asks out a girl online and faces an annoyingly timed influx of popularity.
  • We take a trip to One Cheese Hill and evaluate our classmates’ bodies.
  • Ben misses the one day of school where something actually happens.
  • Vicki drives below the slash and demands a second fuel indicator to tell her when she really is low on petrol.
  • We get woken up by our clock radio and have a sudden urge to purchase bedding.
  • We ponder the career choices of our forbearers.
  • We scroll through Jason Derulo’s phone, honking for Big Booty.
  • Vicki’s friend can’t afford expensive thread count sheets and instead sleeps in a nest made of his beard.
  • Ben spots Vicki’s dad out to lunch with a bald woman and then dresses him as a toad.
  • Vicki gives a five star review to her recent Amazon purchases that helped her cure Asperger’s.
  • We put our enemies’ names in the freezer and cover it with chilli.
  • Vicki negotiates a discount for a bug in her food.
  • Vicki rubs one of her fingerprints off folding envelopes and goes on a crime spree.
  • Vicki excites Ben at the prospect of a new delicacy ‘chicken ribs’.

 

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