Mason Smith

Mason Smith

Also known as: Mase, Masedawg, Majon, Prince Charming, Fresh Prince Charming, Box Head, Brick Wall, Hot Air Balloon.
Likes: Kittens, Skyrim, sacrificing money to the Insano gods.
Dislikes: Australian hip-hop, poor grammar, shoes.
Special Skills: Button pushing.
Relationship to Ben: Ex cousin-in-law.
Relationship to Vicki: Fraternal siblings and active members of the Irish Appreciation Society.
Episodes appeared in: These ones!

 

Alex Tan

Alex Tan

Likes: Slurpees, T-Shirts, Slurpee T-Shirts and himself.
Dislikes: T-Shirt Slurpees and ‘the man’ keeping him down.
Fun fact: Once had his own ‘I ♥ Alex’ fan club and T-Shirt Blog.
Favourite saying: “Madness!”
Least favourite saying: “Oh werr, ma burr.”
Relationship to Ben: Friend since junior school, bringer of Killer Pythons and food stealer.
Relationship to Vicki: Ex-boyfriend, current source of amusement/anger and food stealer.
Special skills: Asian.
Episodes appeared in: These ones!

 

Kirsten Moore

Kirsten Moore

Also known as: Kirsty, Kirst, K-Dizzle, ‘Hey you’, Ben’s sister
Age: No one knows just how old she is but best guesses put her between 21 and 142 year old. Detractors of this theory (such as Kirsten herself) say this is nonsense and insist that she really is 29. But of course that’s what a 142 year old body snatcher would say.
Hobbies: Cooking, thievery & music.
Fun fact: Was too lazy to write her own biography.
Favourite things: Bert Newton, Fig Newton’s and brown paper packages tied up with string.
Website: Like poems about pie and puns like ‘hot cross yum’? Then check out Kirsty’s cooking blog.
Episodes appeared in: These ones!

 

Natasha Smith

Natasha Smith

 

 

Fun facts: Still doesnt really know her left form right but can break wood with her bare hands and feet (so dont mention the left and right thing).
Favourite things: The peach pie she had that time, winning doona wars, winter hugs, stealing food off Ben’s plate and tea.
Least favourite things: Loosing doona wars, slow walkers and cum cookies.
Relationship to Ben: Ex-girlfriend and personal food thief.
Relationship to Vicki: Good friend and partner in crime. What crime you ask…? That’s none of your business.
Life goal: To have some more of that pie (one day) and to become a crazy academic.
Episodes appeared in: These ones!

 

Brendan Nick

Brendan Nick

Fun fact: Pretends to be a teacher but really the kids teach him. Seriously, he now knows what comes after six!
Favourite things: Midnight snacks. Snacking. Snack related activities. Carbonara.
Motto: “Everything’s better in a sandwich, or mixed through pasta.”
Special skills: Baseball, writing, poker, inappropriate jokes and combinations of the above.
Favourite memory: The time he was in China and he observed his buddy Simon’s back getting licked.
Repressed memory: Five minutes later when the back licking incident aroused him so much that Brendan got involved… if you know what I mean. I’m talking about sexually.
Episodes appeared in: These ones!

 

Other guests

And here’s a few more friends who have shown up on the cast but weren’t deemed worthy* of a bio. Click on their names to see their appearances.

*Ben was too lazy.

 

Markéta Fillingerová

Curtis de la Harpe

Charlotte Hudson

Tristan Wilson

Tiina Moore